Things I don’t need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

(Source: mermaidsandmisandry)

Benefits of being my boyfriend

  • you get to touch the booty
  • you get to touch the booty in public
  • you get to touch the booty in bed
  • you get to touch the booty upside down
  • you get to touch the booty sideways
  • you get to touch the booty 

(Source: cholas-go-to-sk00l-too)

(Source: sexuallyhomo)

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pardeemonster: Life is too short not to paint on the weekends. So i’m doin it. This saturday, May 25th, from 1-5 PM at the ZEROFRIENDS San Francisco store. 419 Haight St. Come watch me be nervous and watch movies and laugh with me. I like laughing.

pardeemonster:

Life is too short not to paint on the weekends. So i’m doin it.

This saturday, May 25th, from 1-5 PM at the ZEROFRIENDS San Francisco store. 419 Haight St.

Come watch me be nervous and watch movies and laugh with me. I like laughing.

(Source: piranhafiend)

This dude just drew a perfect circle by hand.

(Source: jeffrey-lebowski)

(Source: mosoli)